This is somethink I found on the web

11th December 2002, 07:20 PM

Its has nothing to do with me I just found it.

CHRISTOPHER LEE BUYS THE M3
The esteemed genre actor Christopher Lee, 129, has bought up the M3 motorway in a last ditch attempt to unearth the remains of the original print of The Wicker Man, which were buried there in the 1970s.

"The missing footage is extremely important to the integrity of the film," said Lee. "The moment where I flounce around to Lindisfarne with only a couple of dead hares strapped to my knackers is crucial to understanding the motivations of my character. Thankfully, I've made a shit load of cash recently and so I decided to treat myself!"

The missing footage is also said to restore a subplot involving a fruit importer who comes to the island to sample the famous Summerisle Apples. In one harrowing scene the Man from Delmonte says "No! Christ Noooooo!!!!!!"

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**Jacob Remery** · 11th December 2002, 07:28 PM

Star, i shouldn't take too much notice from websites who publish these things.
This is the internet, and there's a lot of rubbish out there.
This is just one of many examples.

**Alfonso Casal** · 11th December 2002, 07:29 PM

It's a joke.

Klaudija · 11th December 2002, 07:39 PM

I completely agree. You shouldn´t believe everything you see or hear, whether it´s on the net or in newspapers.

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39steps · 11th December 2002, 08:42 PM

Parody is often a form of flattery. I wouldn't get too upset by things like this... the person who wrote it is almost certainly a Wicker Man fan.

Josslyn · 12th December 2002, 04:46 PM

I'm sorry but I did have a snicker at that.
Especially the alleged quote from Mr. Lee since he would obviously never use that terminology.

12th December 2002, 05:04 PM

Oh I never belived it, I was just showing you some of the rubbish that some one sent me.

You don't want to see what I sent back:D

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