How about a musical number to open the MTV show? Snoop Doggy-Dog and Mr. Lee could do a LOTR duet rap.....
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Snoop- "One day while walking through the hood with my bro,
it suddenly got cloudy and started to snow. It wouldn't have been unusual, that's no lie, except it was the eighth of July.
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Off in the distance I thought I heard, a big voice yelling some real strange words..."
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Mr. Lee-"Unu Ringlo ilin ringas, Unu ilin snonas,
Unu Ringlo en mallumin ilin golvidas kajik katenas.
Nin ciryaran sí liruvas, qui tuluvar nirk ciryak,
i ciryan i nyë atacoluva terk Eärë allandak!"
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Snoop-"Da snow's already 5 feet deep. I knew it was gettin' time to go when I saw this blood walk toward us carrying a bow and what was really wierd...he's walking on top of the snow!"
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Mr. Lee-"Elda-nië fifírula helda Oio-sinyë!!!!!!!!!!!! Elda-no Oio-sinya! Elda-nah-sarbooooo!"
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Snoop-"Then I saw upon a high roof, some wierd honky with a long white beard waving a cane and I got real skeered. I says to my bro we gots to go. As we fled through da drifting snow. I swear when I checked my wallet was gone and so was all my gold chains and rings I had on!
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(applause!)
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Well, it could happen! LOL
