Christina,
Forgive me for giving into my base emotions and commenting on this, but the story is hysterical. I would rank it right up there with you biting Ollie Reed as a moment captured in time.:D I can almost see the expression on your face as you looked Juan deadpan in the eyes and told him you learned to fall from your daddy. Oh Lord that is rich. :rotflmao: Funny thing about is, probably no one else in the world could have pulled that off. I can almost hear your father in the background watching the incident whispering to your mother, "That's our girl, she follows instructions well."
With that being said, I think it best I now go into hiding.