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Its has nothing to do with me I just found it.
CHRISTOPHER LEE BUYS THE M3
The esteemed genre actor Christopher Lee, 129, has bought up the M3 motorway in a last ditch attempt to unearth the remains of the original print of The Wicker Man, which were buried there in the 1970s.
"The missing footage is extremely important to the integrity of the film," said Lee. "The moment where I flounce around to Lindisfarne with only a couple of dead hares strapped to my knackers is crucial to understanding the motivations of my character. Thankfully, I've made a shit load of cash recently and so I decided to treat myself!"
The missing footage is also said to restore a subplot involving a fruit importer who comes to the island to sample the famous Summerisle Apples. In one harrowing scene the Man from Delmonte says "No! Christ Noooooo!!!!!!"
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